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Female cop joke

Reading him his Miranda Rights, a female police officer arrested a man for drunk driving.

"Sir, you have the right to remain silent," the female officer tells the man, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk smiles and replies, "Boobs."
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Reading him his Miranda Rights, a female police officer arrested a man for drunk driving.

"Sir, you have the right to remain silent," the female officer tells the man, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk smiles and replies, "Boobs."
nice!!!
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Ha Ha thats a good one
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post #9 of 17 (permalink) Old 07-15-2004, 09:46 PM
 
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haha thats funny, im sure many girls do that
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Reading him his Miranda Rights, a female police officer arrested a man for drunk driving.

"Sir, you have the right to remain silent," the female officer tells the man, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk smiles and replies, "Boobs."

As long as its not a ugly ass man woman.
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 07-20-2004, 03:21 PM
 
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That was the laugh I needed to make it through this dreadful Tuesday!!!!Thanks
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post #17 of 17 (permalink) Old 07-22-2004, 11:06 AM
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