wanna get some barbequeandfuck?
don't mid the reposts, I'm not hunting them all down to delete them
1. Hey baby, why donít you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up
2. (Motion for a girl to come here with 1 finger) If I could make you come with this finger imagine what I could do with all five!
3. If I told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
4. Do you sleep on your stomach? (no) Can I?
5. I want to use your things as earmuffs
6. Are those real?
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make you Bed Rock
8. That shirt is very becoming on you. And if I was on you I would be cumming too
9. They word of the day is legs, so lets go to my house and spread the word
10. Why donít you come over and we can so some math in bed, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and Iíll multiply.
11. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
12. Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word edible.
13. So, you wanna see something really swell?
14. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (no) Well then, allow me to introduce myself
15. They call me milk cause I do your body good
16. I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me instead?
17. Hi, Do you want to have children? (no) Well do you want to practice?
18. I know milk does the body good, but DAMN how much you been drinkiní?
19. You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
20. Hey baby, Can I tickle your tummy from the inside?
21. Wanna play ARMY? Iíll lay down and you blow the hell outta me
22. Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.