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post #1 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-12-2004, 01:37 AM Thread Starter
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funny pick up lines

ill even try one...

YOU: excuse me miss you dropped something!!

HER: Thanks what was it??

YOU: MY JAW!!!!



i know kinda cheesy but i had to try!

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post #2 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-14-2004, 11:47 PM
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can i touch your belly button.... from the inside?

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post #3 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-14-2004, 11:49 PM
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ill even try one...

YOU: excuse me miss you dropped something!!

HER: Thanks what was it??

YOU: MY JAW!!!!



i know kinda cheesy but i had to try!
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I can touch your belly button.... from the inside?
Fixed...
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post #5 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 12:40 AM
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are your parents retarted?

Cause i think you're special.
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ill try one

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post #8 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 10:48 AM
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post #9 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 12:39 PM
 
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Want some cock?
That's how Joey landed me.
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post #10 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 01:08 PM
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post #11 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 04:11 PM
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post #12 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 04:29 PM
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are your parents jamaican?

cause ja makin me horny!
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post #13 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-16-2004, 04:39 PM
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Guy: Do what all the other girls do
Girl: What?
Guy: Email me your phone#

That way you'll get both emaill address and phone#.....................Assuming if they're right.

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post #14 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-20-2004, 05:09 PM
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are your parents jamaican?

cause ja makin me horny!
I have to use that one....hope it works

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post #15 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-21-2004, 10:45 PM
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Ok heres a lil trick i learned in the ghetto...hand a girl a 1 dollar bill and say "hey baby heres my numba" and when she see's there's no number on it you reply " say bihatch...look closer...Im number 1!!!!"


Works everytime, and if it doesn't by some crazy supernatural chance, make sure you get your dollar back.
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post #16 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-22-2004, 01:07 AM
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Haha Classic!!!!

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post #17 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-22-2004, 01:09 AM
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Your daddy must have been a terrorist.


Cause you da bomb, "BOOM"
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post #18 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-22-2004, 09:50 PM
 
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it aint gonna suck itself
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post #19 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-22-2004, 11:25 PM
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are your parents jamaican?

cause ja makin me horny!

lol!!
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post #20 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-23-2004, 12:56 AM
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If i were a girl and you were a guy...would you?
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post #21 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-23-2004, 10:15 PM
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it aint gonna suck itself

*spits out Dr. Pepper*
Dammit! That was the last bit of my DP! LMFAO
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post #22 of 56 (permalink) Old 07-25-2004, 11:06 PM
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it aint gonna suck itself

LMMFAO!!!
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i know its pretty but i didnt bring it out for air
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post #24 of 56 (permalink) Old 08-31-2004, 10:13 AM
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nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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post #25 of 56 (permalink) Old 08-31-2004, 10:16 AM
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Want some cock?

My personal favorite is.....Want to Fuck!! Very similiar to yours, and have only had it work once. Another good one.....I love to eat pussy, want to see why?

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post #26 of 56 (permalink) Old 08-31-2004, 10:47 AM
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just a few i've heard over the years:

1. if i were you...i'd fuck me
2.that shirt looks becoming on you....if i were on you...i'd be cuming.
3.i'm taking a poll on oral sex...would you like to see my pole?
4.*spill drink on girl's shirt* oh no! we've got to get you out of those wet clothes!


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Word of the day

Guy: hey baby, have you heard the word of the day?
Girl: no what is it?
Guy: legs
Girl: really
Guy: so how about you and I go in my room and spread the word


You guys like that one, never really seen it work but the chicks always laugh.
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are your parents retarted?

Cause i think you're special.
HA!
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You: Want to get some Pizza and fuck?
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You: What you don't like Pizza?

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post #30 of 56 (permalink) Old 08-31-2004, 05:57 PM
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those are all great, some original, some a repost.
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post #31 of 56 (permalink) Old 08-31-2004, 06:08 PM
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don't mid the reposts, I'm not hunting them all down to delete them

1. Hey baby, why donít you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up
2. (Motion for a girl to come here with 1 finger) If I could make you come with this finger imagine what I could do with all five!
3. If I told you, you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
4. Do you sleep on your stomach? (no) Can I?
5. I want to use your things as earmuffs
6. Are those real?
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make you Bed Rock
8. That shirt is very becoming on you. And if I was on you I would be cumming too
9. They word of the day is legs, so lets go to my house and spread the word
10. Why donít you come over and we can so some math in bed, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and Iíll multiply.
11. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
12. Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word edible.
13. So, you wanna see something really swell?
14. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (no) Well then, allow me to introduce myself
15. They call me milk cause I do your body good
16. I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me instead?
17. Hi, Do you want to have children? (no) Well do you want to practice?
18. I know milk does the body good, but DAMN how much you been drinkiní?
19. You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
20. Hey baby, Can I tickle your tummy from the inside?
21. Wanna play ARMY? Iíll lay down and you blow the hell outta me
22. Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.

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Are your parents retarted...?





Cause i think you're special!
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Are your parents retarted...?





Cause i think you're special!

Did you not know you posted that same thing on 7-16-2004???????????
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it aint gonna suck itself
still the best i think.
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If we were two squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?

I love every bone in your body, including mine!
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i lost my number,


can you give me yours?

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it aint gonna suck itself
Best by far

I have a friend that will walk up to a girl in a GAP shirt, put his face an inch from her chest and say " Can I see your gap".

Funny thing is, it works

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her: huh?
him: do you like hawaii?
her: yes
him: you mind if i make a map of it on your stomach?
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Bitch get over here and give me your # before I dont even want it anymore
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lemme smell ur hair

always works for a buddy of mine
never fails for some reason

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Um... excuse me miss...whats your name...i wanna say you're finer than frog's hair... or

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ill try one

Excuse me but are you from Memphis? Cause you're the only Tennessee!!!

I thought this one went like this:


Excuse me but are you from Tennessee? Girl: No why? Because you're the only TEN I See...! or

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YOU: "EXUSE ME YOU DROP SOMETHING"
HER: "WHAT?"
YOU: "MY JAW"
for some reason it always works even though its kinda "corny" they think its cute>>>
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GO up to girls and tell them "Your Fly is open and keep on going. She would come to you and say You are a JErk, you just laugh at her and after that make conversation.

Sometimes the most stupid things works!!!

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Sometimes the most stupid things works!!!
true!!!!!
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You: Enought to break the ice.


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Wanna play ARMY? Iíll lay down and you blow the hell outta me
now this one is badass. I laughed so hard.


Quote:
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are your parents retarted?

Cause i think you're special.

some people even spell it retarded. but we all know you are special too...
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