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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 01:35 AM Thread Starter
 
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Try this next time you get pulled over

When the cop walks up to your car with his ticket book out, casually ask him if he is selling tickets to the "policemans ball"

the most common response....

"Sir, policemen dont have balls"


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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 01:39 AM
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Don't quit your day job...
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-09-2004, 01:44 AM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-10-2004, 07:47 AM
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I'll give yah credit, got a laugh out of it.
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-11-2004, 06:03 PM
 
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Thats pretty funny
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-14-2004, 03:17 AM
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i will remember that next time i get pulled over.
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-14-2004, 03:30 AM
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