My sh*t don't stink
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Trying to figure it out...
A blonde gets caught in a hail storm, and her car gets all dented up, so she takes it to a body shop for an estimate. The guy decides he's gonna have a little fun with her, so he tells her that he can get the dents out for $3500, but she can do it herself for free. All she has to do is take it home, park in the driveway, lay down behind the car, blow in the tailpipe, and all the dents will pop out. So she decides to save some money and goes home. She's laying in the driveway fixing to blow in the tailpipe, and her blonde friend drives up and asks what she's doing, so she tells her the story of the body shop, and how she's saving $3500 by blowing in the tailpipe. Her friend replies, "You idiot, you have to roll the windows up first!"