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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-01-2004, 08:51 AM Thread Starter
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Horses Ass Cop

A cop pulled over a Firefighter that was on his way to the fire station for duty. the firefighter was going about 12 or 13 miles over the speed limit, and thought the cop should let him go w/ a warning as a courtesy. The firefighter explained that he was sorry, and it wont happen again, but the cop just kept writing the ticket. A little angrier, the firefighter told the cop that he was a firefighter, and will slow down, but the cop just kept writing. Very angry now, the firefighter swatted at the cops face. In response, the cop jumped back and asked if the firefighter was trying to hit him. The firefighter said, "no, i was just swatting at a horse fly that was about to land on your nose. you know the real big flies that like to land right in the middle of a horses ass?" the cop asked, "are you calling me a horses ass?" the firefighter said w/ out missing a beat, "no, but you cant fool those horse flies"
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-01-2004, 12:33 PM
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LMFAO.... that was a good one. I will have to tell my brother that one. He is a firefighter.
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-02-2004, 12:47 PM
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lmao!!! my friends a cop gonna have to tell it to him!
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