My sh*t don't stink
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Trying to figure it out...
What's the difference?
A guy came up to a stop sign in the middle of nowhere, and barely rolled through the sign since there was no one around for miles. Sure enough, a cop pulls him over and starts to write him a ticket. The guy says, "Come on, officer, I just barely rolled through the stop sign, and look, there's no one around here at all, so please let me off with a warning."
The cop says, " No, you broke the law, you get a ticket."
A little more preturbed, the guy says, "You are a complete A-hole to write me a ticket for just barely cruising a stop sign. I mean, look, even now, there's been no one drive by. This place is deserted, which proves I was being safe."
The cop, also more ticked off now, says, "Sorry, you didn't come to a complete stop... you still broke the law, you still get a ticket."
The guy was yelling now, and says, "What the Hell is the difference between coming to a complete stop, and slowing way down?"
Without missing a beat, the cop pulls him through the window of his car, and starts hitting him with his night stick as hard as he can. The cop says, "Now, do you want me to slow way down, or do you want me to stop?!!"