>A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to
> > cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds
> > it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at
> > the next table turned to look at her.
> > "Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys.
> > The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
> > "Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.
> > The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
> > With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back
> > of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue
> > up and down the woman's butt crack.
> > This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
> > obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
> > The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took
> > another drink of his Lone Star beer.
> > His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there
> > Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
WHATEVER IT TAKES!!