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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 05-27-2004, 07:42 AM Thread Starter
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>A man meets a beautiful brunette and decides he wants to marry her right

>away. She tells him they don't know anything about

>each other.




>He tells her that it's fine, they can learn about each other as they go

>along. She consents; they marry... then leave for

>their honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning as they are lying by

>the pool, he gets up, climbs the 10 meter board,

>and fluidly performs a two and a half tuck full gainer followed by three

>rotations in a jackknife position, then

>straightens out and cuts the water like a knife. After a few more

>demonstrations, he comes back and eases back on his

>towel. Very excited, she says, "That was incredible!"




>"I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he says. "You see, I told you

>we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."




>The brunette gets up, jumps in the pool, and starts doing laps. After

>about fifty laps, she climbs back out and lies down

>on her towel, hardly out of breath. Very excited, he says, "That was

>incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"




>"No," she answers. "I was a hooker in Laredo, Texas, and I worked both

>sides of the river."

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