My sh*t don't stink
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Trying to figure it out...
I need some IcyHot
A guy goes to the Pharmacy and says, "I need something good 'cause I got 3 women coming over tonight."
So the pharmacist gives him some Viagra, and tells him to
take 3 pills 1/2 hour before the girls are to arrive.
The next day, the guy stumble into to Pharmacy, and wearily
unzips his pant to show his pecker all black and blue, bleeding, and with skin hanging off. He says, "I need some IcyHot."
The pharmacist exclaims, "Son, you can't put IcyHot on that."
The guy replies, "No, it's for my wrists...the girls never showed up!"