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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-18-2004, 02:57 PM Thread Starter
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Excerpts From A Cat's Daily Diary

Day 183

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort! of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, It is only a matter of time.


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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-19-2004, 01:36 PM
 
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LOL!I like that....
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lol....that's cool....wonder what pets really think of us and of other animals
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 03:24 PM
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Freakin' hilariuos!!! This explains a few things my damn cat does
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 05-24-2004, 12:41 PM
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