CAPTAIN CAVEMAN AGGGWHOOO
Join Date: Jul 2002
This Is A Joke For Women, Not Us Men!
My girl works at a law firm, She sent this to me, To much estrogen in that firm! Well what do ya think!
> You know how they say a boat is referred to as "She" and classified as
> female? Well, I believe everything in this world actually does have a
> gender. And here are some of them:
> ZIPLOC BAGS are male, because they hold everything in, but you can
> always see right through them.
> SHOES are male, because they are usually unpolished, with their
> tongues hanging out.
> PHOTOCOPIERS are female, because once turned off, they take a while
> to warm up.
> TIRES are male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
> HOT AIR BALLOONS are male, because to get them to go anywhere you
> have to light a fire under them and, of course, there's the hot air
> SPONGES are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain
> THE SUBWAY is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
> people up.
> AN HOURGLASS is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
> HAMMERS are male, because they haven't evolved much over the last
> 5,000 years, but they are handy to have around.
> A REMOTE CONTROL is female ... Ha! You thought I'd say "male." But
> consider this: it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and
> while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep on