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post #1 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-18-2004, 12:07 PM Thread Starter
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Yo Momma So Fat

..when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 15 years to live.






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post #2 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-18-2004, 12:33 PM
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YO MAMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE WORE A MALCOM X T-SHIRT SHE HAD HELECOPTERS LANDING ON HER!
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post #3 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 12:03 AM
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Yo mama so fat her nickname is DAMN.



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post #4 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 12:05 AM
lol, this place sucks now
 
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.... she has several other smaller fat women revolving around her in her gravitational pull
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post #5 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 12:18 AM
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Yo Mamma so fat..... When someone says Kool-Aid, she comes crashin thru the wall on Roller Skates.

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post #6 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 08:56 AM
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Your mamma's so fat......

They used her to capture large terrorist cells in Iraq. She just walked into the city and said "Freeze! I've got you all surrounded!"
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post #7 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 08:58 AM
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...it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.
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post #8 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 09:02 AM
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Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said "to be continued"
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post #9 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 09:46 AM
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yo mama so fat she has her own zip code

yo mama so fat she wore a yellow shirt and they tought it was the sun falling

yo mama so fat she had a red coat and they tought it was the kool-aid man

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post #10 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 09:48 AM
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Yo mama so fat when she cut herself gravy came out
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post #11 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 11:35 AM
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....so fat she be sweatin butter
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post #12 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 12:43 PM
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She uses pillow cases for socks.
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post #13 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 12:46 PM
lol, this place sucks now
 
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.... she has to put a belt on with a boomarang
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post #14 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 12:49 PM
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She uses a vcr for a pager
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post #15 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 07:40 PM
lol, this place sucks now
 
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She uses pillow cases for socks.
thats a good one btw
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post #16 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 09:36 PM
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So its not a yo moma so fat..but a yo moma joke none the less.

Yo moma teeth so yellow, she eat buttered toast plain.
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post #17 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 10:07 PM
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post #18 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-23-2004, 09:51 AM
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yo mama so fat she jumped up and got stuck!

WHATEVER IT TAKES!!
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post #19 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-23-2004, 10:20 PM
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yo mamma so ugly you have to tie a T-bone around her neck so the dog would play with her...
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post #20 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-24-2004, 10:57 AM
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your momma so, when she takes a shower, she has to get out and turn around to wash the other side.

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post #21 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-24-2004, 10:58 AM
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Yo mama so fat she uses loop 12 for a belt
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post #22 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-24-2004, 10:47 PM
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your mama's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Your mama's so stupid someone told her to get a color TV and she said what color.

You're mama's so fat, even her pictures fall off the wall.
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post #23 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-24-2004, 10:49 PM
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Yo momma's so fat, she got mo chins than a Chinese phone book.
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post #24 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-24-2004, 10:52 PM
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Yo mama's so fat she forgot how fat she was
Yo mama's so ugly she's record holder for ugliest person in universe
Yo mama's so fat she has uses downtown skyscrapers for mirrors
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post #25 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 12:30 AM
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yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish

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post #26 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 12:37 AM
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Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
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post #27 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 12:42 AM
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Yo mama is so crossed eyed, when she cries her tears run down her back.
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post #28 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 12:43 AM
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Yo mamas glasses are so thick that she can see into the future.
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post #29 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 12:45 AM
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Yo mama is so skinny she can hang glide with a Dorito
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post #30 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 02:48 PM
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Yo Mamma is so fat.............her ass has two zip codes
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post #31 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 07:25 PM
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a dollor bill and made four quarters.
Yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma so fat she irons her pants in the drive way.
Yo mama so fat she jumped into the grand canyon and got stuck.
Yo mamma so fat she bends the family tree.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on the rainbow and made skittles.
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post #32 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-27-2004, 01:29 PM
 
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yo mama's so fat...

Last time she saw 90210 she was standing on the scale.
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post #33 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-27-2004, 01:31 PM
 
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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
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Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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post #36 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-27-2004, 10:36 PM
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thats a good one

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...it takes her 2 trips to haul ass.

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

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Yo mama so fat- she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

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post #38 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-29-2004, 08:50 AM
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yo momma is so fat.......that she wears a size "tent"

yo momma is so fat ......that when she stands on the sidewalk, it turns into quicksand

yo momma is so fat that......she needs a 250 shot of "nawwwzzzz" just to get out of the driveway



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post #39 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-30-2004, 12:46 AM
 
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I have good ones

Yo mamma so fat the back of her head looks like a pack of wennies!!

Yo mamma so fat she jumped out a window and went up!

Yo mamma so dirty she took a bath and lost 20 lbs!!

Yo mamma is so skinny her nipples touch!!

Yo mamma is like a toilet bowl, short white and smells like shit!!
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post #40 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-30-2004, 05:19 AM
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yo mamma so fat she uses I-75 as a slip and slide

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post #41 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-30-2004, 05:52 PM
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Her belt size is "equater"

In the words of Mike Tyson.... "Everyone has a plan until they get hit inda mouf"

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post #42 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-30-2004, 06:01 PM
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yo momma is so big and fat that she could get busy w/ 22 burritos... when times were rough, I seen her in tha back of Taco Bell w/ handcuffs.

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post #43 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-30-2004, 10:24 PM
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yo mamma is so fat, when she walks with high heels she strikes oil.

your momma is so fat, last time i got on her to fuck... my ears popped.

your momma is so fat, she uses a mattress and a pair of jumper cables for a muthafuckin' tampon.

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I sound shit out man, lol. Firefox didnt have a suggestion. I figure A) I'm waay too far off, or B) It's spanish, and Firefox is an English Fox.

I facepalm myself.
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post #44 of 102 (permalink) Old 05-31-2004, 06:19 PM
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yo mammas so fat when she sit around the she sits AROUND the house


yo mammas so uglywhen she looked out her car window she got arrested for mooning

yo mammas so fat she has to use a king sized bed for a maxi pad

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yo mammas so fat she has to use a king sized bed for a maxi pad
read my post above... geeze...

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I sound shit out man, lol. Firefox didnt have a suggestion. I figure A) I'm waay too far off, or B) It's spanish, and Firefox is an English Fox.

I facepalm myself.
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post #46 of 102 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 03:49 PM
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Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.



Yo momma is so stupid she asked me "what does yeild mean" I said "slow down" she said "W h a t D o e s Y e i l d M e a n"
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post #47 of 102 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 03:53 PM
 
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yo mamma so fat, she wore high heels to work and came home wearin flip flops.
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post #48 of 102 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 05:05 PM
 
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oh my gosh!!!!!! lmao!!!!!!!
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Yo mama so fat she eats biscuits like Tic Tacs....

Yo mama is like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides and always gettin' layed by mexicans....
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yo mama so stupid, she TRIPPED over a CORDLESS PHONE.

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