To the point
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half
gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of
romaine lettuce, a 2-pound can of coffee, and a 1-pound package of
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a man
standing in line behind her, who was drunk, watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.
As the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated:
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this, but she was equally intrigued by
man's intuition, since she was, indeed, single. She looked at her six
items and saw nothing particularly unusual about them that could have
tipped off the man to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how did
you know that?"
"'Cause you're ugly," replied the drunk.