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What Women Really Like!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their
wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still
a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it's going to
be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to
function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he
just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when
he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted th! ree years to
research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure
whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position
it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. ..... God I
miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-17-2004, 01:26 PM
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Re: What Women Really Like!

Quote:
Originally posted by 1BAD93LX
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their
wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still
a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it's going to
be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was supposed to
function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he
just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when
he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
wanted th! ree years to
research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but he wasn't sure
whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position
it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. ..... God I
miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
i heard it was lawyer, but still funny

.(OBAMA) One Big Ass Mistake America
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-17-2004, 03:06 PM
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sent that to the engineers and finance people in my office, didn't find it as amusing as I did.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-18-2004, 09:33 AM
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Re: Re: What Women Really Like!

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i heard it was lawyer, but still funny

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