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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-17-2004, 09:34 AM Thread Starter
 
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Acceptable uses for the "F" word

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
--Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my arse!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll please............!


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-17-2004, 03:08 PM
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boring!
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That was fuckin' gay.
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I think this is funny ....http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-17-2004, 05:35 PM
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you forgot number 12...."why the fuck did you post this?"

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lol... or who in the fuck cares....lol
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-17-2004, 08:05 PM
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I guess this joke is only funny in the winter.

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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-17-2004, 10:45 PM
 
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OK - I feel stupid now... I was laughing until I started reading everyone else say how dumb and lame it was......... ooops!
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you forgot number 12...."why the fuck did you post this?"
I was bored.
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