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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-10-2004, 10:42 AM Thread Starter
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let's pretend...

hope it's not a repost

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-10-2004, 10:47 AM
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Somewhere I've heard that before, and it still cracks me up.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-10-2004, 10:48 AM
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Thats hilarious
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-10-2004, 12:15 PM
 
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Yep, I posted it awhile back... Oh well still a funny post!


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