If its a repost i dont give a shit!!!
For his birthday, little Jonny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this
house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way
we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Jonny
heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son,
where are you going?" Little Jonny told him, "I was walking past
your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling
out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage & no bike!"