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The Baptism

Subject: THE BAPTISM



Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone
to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been
baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.



So, they went to the nearest church.
Only the janitor was there. One said, "We need to be baptized because no
one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"

"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and
dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now
go out and play."


When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What
religion do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water on you.

We're not Babtis because they dunk all of you in it.

We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

"Yeah! What do you think that means?"

"I think it means we're Pisscopalians."
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