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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-03-2004, 08:23 AM Thread Starter
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What is 100%?

> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
>
>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
>about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
>been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
>about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
>
>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
>questions:
>
>If:
>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
>
>Then:
>
>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
>
>
>and
>
>
>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
>But,
>
>A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>
>And,
>
>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard
work
>and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
>Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-04-2004, 12:20 PM
 
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THATS AWESOME!! i always knew just a little more ass kissing than hardwork would take me farther lol
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-07-2004, 01:10 AM
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THATS AWESOME!! i always knew just a little more ass kissing than hardwork would take me farther lol

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-07-2004, 01:59 PM
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Genius... taking this to our next goup meeting.
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