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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-02-2004, 10:34 AM Thread Starter
 
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Blow Job's Revenge

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they are sitting in a bar having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets. She starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
He notices her excitement and, after awhile, gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar:
1. a salt shaker
2. a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream
3. a shot of limejuice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains, "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue. Next you drink the shot of Bailey's and hold it in your mouth. Finally you drink the lime juice."
The boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, decides to go for it. He puts the salt on his tongue - salty -- but okay. He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, and very pleasant. He thinks, "This is okay!" Finally he picks up the limejuice and drinks it. In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled, bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's called 'Blow Job's Revenge.'"

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-03-2004, 10:35 PM
Golf anyone?
 
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HAHAHAHAHA....LMAO...I've actually a shot similar to many friends. Minus the salt and call it a "cement mixer" cause that shit turns straight solid after they mix. DEESCUSTING...
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SAAAWEEET!!! lol
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Shut the Fuck up Donny
 
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SAAAWEEET!!! lol
RIGHT ON!!!!
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 05-05-2004, 08:59 AM
 
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aint it the truth!

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