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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-01-2004, 05:34 PM Thread Starter
 
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the date

> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
>redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he
>sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
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> He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
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> "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
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> "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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> They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
>the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
>deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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> After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
>to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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> They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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> The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
>The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!
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> "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
>to every guy you meet?"
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-02-2004, 01:47 AM
 
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OMG! that one might get some laughs out of a fourth grade class.....lol made me smile
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-02-2004, 01:49 AM
 
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that sucked...
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-02-2004, 04:38 PM
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Kinda corny
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-02-2004, 04:57 PM
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-02-2004, 11:33 PM
 
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Kinda corny
I'm gonna have to go with extremely corny
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-04-2004, 10:23 AM
 
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Pile if you don't wipe that disgusting smirk off your face I will gouge your eyes out and skull fuck you!!
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-05-2004, 09:03 AM
 
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well, i was expecting funnier with the whole "suspense" thing.....
but ok i guess.....
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-05-2004, 05:27 PM
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