Join Date: Apr 2001
A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE
PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around, spots the perfect
rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts
loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to
see if anyone has noticed her little accident and
hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, how much does this
He answers, "Lady, if you farted just touching it,
you're gonna shit when you hear what the price is!"