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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-25-2004, 05:21 PM Thread Starter
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LETTER TO A MOTHER

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over
the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling
hands:

Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he
is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of
my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and his friends,
who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may
want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS
cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-25-2004, 05:23 PM
At least it sounds fast
 
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That is just wrong.
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That is just wrong.

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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-26-2004, 08:59 PM
 
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lol, thats a good idea......now i know wut to do next time i hafta tell my mom sumthin bad i did!
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-27-2004, 09:54 AM
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oi. May Dad would have called TAHeather's Dad and told him to kick my ass all the way home.
Ya but you probably deserve it
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How can Mom read the "report card that's in my desk drawer" ??????









































Mon had a heart attack before she finished the letter!
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