Punk Ass Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Searcy Arkansas
Things could be worse!
LETTER TO A MOTHER
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over
the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling
Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you
that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he
is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of
my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and his friends,
who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may
want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS
cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just
wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!