The ultimate response to a Dear John letter ... You gotta love a man like this ... Humor in the face of defeat!!!
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there, he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had
slept with two guys while he had been gone, and that she wanted to break
up with him ... AND, that she wanted the pictures that he had of her back.
So, the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around
to his buddies and collected all of the unwanted photos of women that he
He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (some with clothes, some
without) to his girlfriend with the following note ...
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send
the rest back."