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A marriage made in heaven

A marriage made in heaven

On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a
fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside
the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get
married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him.
St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone
has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer ...... for a couple
of months.

While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed
to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with
the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck to-
gether FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns looking
somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN
get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if
things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St Peter shouts, "It took me three months to
find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll
take me to find a lawyer?"
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