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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-18-2004, 10:53 AM Thread Starter
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Talking hell of a cheesburger deal

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons
to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

"Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes,", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger



there is a fine line between a hobby.... and mental illness.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-18-2004, 03:13 PM
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Wasn't expecting that one! Hahaha
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good one lol
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-18-2004, 03:54 PM
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