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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-15-2004, 01:26 PM Thread Starter
 
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Sleeper car on a train

sleeper car on a train................


A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two
are
tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.
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LOL!
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-17-2004, 01:46 PM
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Re: Sleeper car on a train

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Originally posted by Tha50KidsGrl
After a moment of silence, he farted.
LMAO...flatulence is funny.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-20-2004, 05:26 PM
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hahaha!! damn funny
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