Sleeper car on a train
sleeper car on a train................
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two
tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am,
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.