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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-14-2004, 04:32 PM Thread Starter
 
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getting married...!?

Fellas....Before you get married...Read this

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and
my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went.

She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn`t overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn`t say a word.

So, she said, "I`ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me."

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn`t
have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Moral of the story:

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-14-2004, 04:36 PM
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-14-2004, 11:48 PM
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Ahh, damn, didn't see that one coming. LMAO!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-16-2004, 07:39 PM
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-17-2004, 11:33 AM
 
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omg lol is this true?
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-17-2004, 01:35 PM
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that was good..... lol!!!!!!

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