BMW: Big Money Waste
Yes it's fast and no you can't drive it
98% of all Fords are still on the road, the other 2% made it home
My other car is an airplane!
My other car is an F-15 (found on a U.S. Air Force Hummer)
VOLVO: Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owners
The Heartbeat of America Stops Here (found on a Ford F-150)
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June 20 2002
Have you driven over a Ford lately?.....CHEVY TRUCKS!!
(seen on a family car) If it weren't for the kids, this would be a Mercedes!
VW's don't leak oil, they just mark their spots.
Mafia staff car.
My other tardis is a police box.
My other car is a Zamboni
Only milk and juice come in 2 liters (found on a V8)
Designed by computer, built by robot, driven by moron.
ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Sure wish my wife was as dirty as my truck is.
Car will explode upon impact
Lost your cat? Look under my tires.
I saw it. I wanted it. I cried. I got it. (seen on back of Jaguar S-type)
If you love your life as much as I love my car you won't steal it.
If you can read this, flip car over (adhered upside-down)
If this car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it
This car is infected with AIDS...don't touch it!
This car is insured by the maffia you hit me they hit you
My other car is Christine, and she's right behind you!
My wife's other car is a broom.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Dodge: If you can't Dodge it, then Ram it.
Hondas are like tampons. Every pussy has one.
If you don't like my truck, smile as you go under.
Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test.
Yah it stinks and is giving you a headache it's a diesel
My other car is stuck up my nose!
This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
My other car is a piece of crap too!
If you value your life as much as I value this truck, don't mess with it!
Rust test in progress.
YES this is my truck. NO I won't help you move!
This car protected by a pitbull with AIDS
You have to be really secure to be seen in a car like this!
Code blue: Ford just stopped the heartbeat of America
Chevy trucks, Harley Davidson's and blondes - I only ride the best!
My other ride is your mom!
Eat my Dust!
Real Americans Buy What They Want (as seen on a Toyota)
Do not over take over turning vechile
Don't follow me! I don't know where I'm going.
F.O.R.D. - Fixed Or Repaired Daily
Do Not Clean - Potatoes planted!
Friends don't let friends drive Fords!
F.O.R.D -- Found On Road Dead
Don't laugh, it's paid for!
Only little boys wear bowties!
Lord of the Rings (found on an Audi)
Chevy Repair Kit (picture of grenade)
CHEVROLET- Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Pontiac - Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Car
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
No coins, crappy stereo, nothin but rust in the boot, not worth stealing.
Ford - Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
This highway ain't big enough for the two of us!
When I grow up I am gonna be a Cadillac (on the back of an old VW beatle)
PARTYMOBILE! Don't Laugh, Your Mom May Be In Here!
F.O.R.D - First On Race Day
My other ride is your Daughter!
F. O. R. D. "Friggen Old Rebuilt Dodge"
F.O.R.D - Flip Over Read Directions
FORD backwards: Driver Returns On Foot