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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-05-2004, 02:21 PM Thread Starter
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Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics

Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when
one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the
ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are
rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just
take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's
make sure he's dead."

There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-05-2004, 02:23 PM
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Haha, that's a good one

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LMAO oh man..
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-06-2004, 07:23 AM
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wasn't that just on here?
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