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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-05-2004, 09:32 AM Thread Starter
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The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, She floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've finished pokin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my wiener on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling.
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-05-2004, 09:34 AM
 
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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-05-2004, 11:38 AM
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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-05-2004, 11:46 AM
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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-06-2004, 08:27 AM
 
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wow, he'd be out the door

and straight into the doghouse!!!
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post #9 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-10-2004, 02:37 PM
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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-10-2004, 03:16 PM
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Damn thats funny!
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post #15 of 16 (permalink) Old 04-15-2004, 01:39 PM
 
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LMFAO I can just see some hillbilly doing that too! LOL
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