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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-19-2001, 07:02 PM Thread Starter
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A woman takes a lover during the day, whileher husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her,her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly,she puts the lover in the closet with
the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy-"Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy-"My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy-"$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-19-2001, 11:50 PM
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post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-19-2001, 11:59 PM
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i dont get it, i guess im just stupid
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-20-2001, 07:27 AM
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-20-2001, 01:34 PM
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i dont get it, i guess im just stupid


The mom was screwing the priest
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-20-2001, 10:46 PM
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i see...
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-21-2001, 01:50 AM
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Now that was some good stuff.
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-23-2001, 04:14 PM
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i dont get it, i guess im just stupid

Ok, that's every bit as funny as the joke itself.
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-24-2001, 03:44 AM
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Ok, that's every bit as funny as the joke itself.

easily amused eh?
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post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-26-2001, 06:06 PM
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-27-2001, 02:34 AM
 
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hahahaha!
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