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The ole' rabbi and his collection...

There was on old rabbi who was getting ready to retire. It seems he kept every foreskin from every circumcision he had performed over the years. He took his box of skins to a leathersmith and told the man "This represents my life. See what you can make from them and give me a call when you are done." A week later the rabbi gets the call and hurries to the leathersmith's. When he gets there the leathersmith lays a wallet on the counter and tells the rabbi it will cost him $300. The rabbi say "Oy, $300 for a small wallet?" The leathersmith says "This is no ordinary wallet, when you stroke it, it turns into a suitcase!"

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