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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 11-19-2001, 04:38 PM Thread Starter
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At the bar,

A wealthy man walks into a bar and everyone looks in amazement as they notice a tiny man sitting on his shoulders who appeared to be a foot tall. The wealthy man orders a round of drinks for everyone at the bar, but as soon as everyone is served, the foot tall man hops off onto the bar and runs from one end to the other kicking eveyone's drinks over, slapping the other patrons around, and throwing peanuts on the floor.
No one says a word as the wealthy man sighs, orders more drinks, and the foot tall man again knocks over all the drinks, and slaps everyone across the face, and throws the peanuts on the floor.
By now, everyone is shocked at the foot tall man's rude behavior and they ask the rich man just what the heck is his story.
"Well," the rich man starts out, "I was not always this wealthy. I used to be a bum as a matter of fact, and I lived in the streets. One day while I going through some garbage cans looking for some bottles, I came across this rather odd looking glass bottle that looked like it was some sort of antique. I decided to clean it up to see if it was worth selling, but when I started to rub on it, this genie popped out and granted me three wishes. The first thing I wished for was 10 million dollars and poof, suddenly I was rich. The second thing I wished for was to have beautiful women lusting for me and suddenly I was surrounded by gorgeous swimsuit models who all wanted me. The third thing I wished for........................was a twelve inch prick!!"

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