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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-31-2004, 08:43 AM Thread Starter
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How To Bathe A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids, and stand on top so cat cannot escape.
5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this.)
6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere.
7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.

Sincerely, Your Dog
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-31-2004, 04:49 PM
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LMFAO!!! That would probably work.
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I just chunk mine in the pool.
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 03-31-2004, 04:53 PM
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LMAO that's actually not a bad idea.

<---- Just put mine in the shower with me.
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-04-2004, 09:54 PM
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Hell yeah, gotta try that one
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-06-2004, 07:28 AM
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dont cats bathe themselves?

for fear of losin limbs, i just let them clean themselves.
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-06-2004, 02:32 PM
f-ck off
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isaw on the animal planet yesterday a bath for cats ,,,it looks like a dishwasher with a clear glass front ....cept smaller

you just set them indide and shut the door
and turn it on

there is a wash cycle and rinse ,,,,,,
if that wasnt enough torture for the animal ...the thing DRYS
them too!!!!!!
i was laughing so hard when i saw it i bout passed out

poor little cats ........

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for all your pwc needs
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-10-2004, 08:38 AM
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lol thats funny
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i just lick the pussy
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