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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-30-2004, 02:15 PM Thread Starter
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Good Answer #1

>>A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check

>>tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket

>>and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.

>>Without missing a beat...she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket,

>>not your stub."


>>Good Answer #2

>>A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,

>>but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock

>>boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

>>The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


>>Good Answer #3

>>The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding

>>rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the

>>cop said.

>>The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When

>>the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way

>>without a ticket.


>>Good Answer #4

>>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up

>>that reads: Low bridge ahead'... Before he knows it, the bridge is

>>right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are

>>backed up for miles.

>>Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and

>>walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and

>>says, "Got stuck, huh?"

>>The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran

>>out of gas."


>>And finally Good Answer #5

>>A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now

>>class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here

>>tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal

>>injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's

>>it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

>>A guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would

>>you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter

>>sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their

>>laughter and snickering.

>>When silence is restored, the teacher smiles authentically at the

>>student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd

>>have to write the exam with your other hand
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-30-2004, 02:16 PM
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Good answer #6
A guy is walking his dog and the neighbor asks "So you're walking your dog, huh?" guy says "No I was walking the leash, damn dog ran into it!"

Good answer #7
A family is going on a vacation to a ski resort, so they put the skis on the top of the car upside down. A neighbor goes "Going skiing?" Father says "No put the skis up here in case the car flips over!"

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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-31-2004, 08:52 AM
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lol at #3, 5, 6, 7.

funny stuff

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hahahha those were hilarious!
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Good stuff! LMAO!
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Originally posted by Boxter K
Good stuff! LMAO!
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Good answer # 8
A guy pulls into a gas station with a flat tire and the attendant says "tire go flat?" The driver says "Nope, I was driving along and the other three just swelled right up on me!"

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