Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: In a street car
Good Answer #1
>>A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
>>tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket
>>and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
>>Without missing a beat...she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket,
>>not your stub."
>>Good Answer #2
>>A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store,
>>but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock
>>boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
>>The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
>>Good Answer #3
>>The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
>>rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the
>>The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When
>>the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
>>without a ticket.
>>Good Answer #4
>>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
>>that reads: Low bridge ahead'... Before he knows it, the bridge is
>>right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are
>>backed up for miles.
>>Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
>>walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and
>>says, "Got stuck, huh?"
>>The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran
>>out of gas."
>>And finally Good Answer #5
>>A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
>>class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
>>tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
>>injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's
>>it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
>>A guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would
>>you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
>>sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their
>>laughter and snickering.
>>When silence is restored, the teacher smiles authentically at the
>>student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd
>>have to write the exam with your other hand