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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 03-29-2004, 11:57 PM Thread Starter
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...
I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I
point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to
the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick
their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you
do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
dumbass?

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LOL

<---- guilty of number 2.

Hell, I've sat and watched Gilligan's Island in Spanish because I was too lazy to get up and grab the remote off the top of the TV.

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Hell, I've sat and watched Gilligan's Island in Spanish because I was too lazy to get up and grab the remote off the top of the TV.
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Those are pretty damn funny man.

10. People that make the quotes signal with their hands when they are trying to emphasize something. " "

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down here in austin there are so many idiots guilty of #9 I just turn away from them now instead of answering them
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10. People that make the quotes signal with their hands when they are trying to emphasize something. " "
<--- "guilty" of that
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11.) people that can't tell you about gettin a phone call without doing this (holds up the thumb and pinky like a phone).

is that george carlin??? sounds like one of his comedy specials and that's where i got # 11
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Hahaha, those are Great Shinoda!!

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Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

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2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to
the tv and change the channel manually.

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick
their ass!

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
dumbass?
number two and four my father in law is guilty for, and number nine used to happen to my wife a lot when she was in high school
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8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you
do that's longer?


Hehehehe Guess I'm guilty of this one (see signature)



It's still a cool quote.
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yes it is george carlin.


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Re: 9 Things I Hate About Everyone

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Originally posted by BossShinoda
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...
I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I
point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick
their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the
fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is
the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you
do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
dumbass?
omg those are funny

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When people ask me number 6 I start speaking in German and walk off like Kramer.
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LMAO @ #1...
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