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Picture on the nightstand...

THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo
of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he
nervously asks. " No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping
to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."
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hahahaha sounds like one of my drivers for the company I work for!!!!
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it was a guy.. then he got hit by a truck in his "middle region" there was no way to repair him so they chopped it off and gave him hormonal pills. He is now a she and has big ol boobs!!! wears overalls and skirts all the time!!! I would take a pic but she would kick my ass!!!!
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