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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-25-2004, 01:50 PM Thread Starter
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boy on the bus

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-26-2004, 07:04 PM
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Funny and good
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-26-2004, 07:07 PM
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haha Own3d! lol that was a good one
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haha, would be a damn good comeback if someone really said somethin like that
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haha, would be a damn good comeback if someone really said somethin like that

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