Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Inside the Talamasca
A wino was passed out under a bridge early one morning near a jogging trail in Tulsa. A jogger spots the bum laying there and thinks, WTF, and pulls the dude's pants down and starts packing him. When he got done, he felt kind of guilty so he put a $20 bill in the guys pocket. Later in the morning the wino woke up and found the money. First thing he did was head to the liquor store. The guy at the store asked if wanted the usual bottle of cheap wine. "Naw" the bum says, "I think I have a small bottle of Crown Royal".
Next morning, same jogger, same wino passed out under the bridge. Guy butt-slams him again, and again starts feeling bad about what he did and puts another $20 in his pockets. Bum wakes up, gets another bottle of Crown.
This goes on for a few days and about the fourth day the bum showed up at the same liquor store and the clerk said "Bottle of Crown?" The bum says "No, I'm going to back to the cheap wine. Something about drinking Crown makes my asshole hurt."