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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 10:41 AM Thread Starter
 
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>>Dearest Redneck Son,
>>
>>I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't
live
>>where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that
most
>>accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't
be
able
>>to send you the address because the last family that lived here took
the
>>house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their
>>address.
>>
>>This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm Not
sure
>>about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't
Seen
>>them since.
>>
>>The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time
>>for three days and the second time for four days.
>>
>>About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it
would
>>be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them
off
>>and put them in the pockets.
>>
>>Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really Worried
because
>>it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
>>
>>Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out What it
is
>>yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just
Like
>>your brother.
>>
>>Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men Tried to
pull
>>him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he
burned
>>for three days.
>>
>>Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
>>driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two
>>friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the
>>tailgate down.
>>
>>There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the
normal
has
>>happened.
>>
>>Your Favorite Aunt, Mom
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 06:40 PM
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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-21-2004, 02:32 AM
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thats fucking hilarious...
really hits home doesn it?











lol, j/k dont hurt me
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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-21-2004, 08:43 AM
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really hits home doesn it?











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LOL that's classic
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-22-2004, 01:52 PM
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>>Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really Worried
because
>>it took him two hours to get me and your father out.



lmao
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 03-30-2004, 10:47 AM
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thats fucking hilarious...

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really hits home doesn it?











lol, j/k dont hurt me
Now that is some funny shit..
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