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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 01:05 PM Thread Starter
Ide fuck her in the ass..
 
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This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"
"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"




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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 01:44 PM
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thats wrong
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Blue5spd's a titty baby
 
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That's funny.
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ewwww but funny
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 07:28 PM
gotta love hotties
 
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greatness!!

watching ricers race is like watching the special olympics--it doesnt matter who wins b/c they are all retarded
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-21-2004, 03:13 PM
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Yuk,Thats fugged up!
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