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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 10:12 AM Thread Starter
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remarrying after his death

a man and his wife are talking

man: honey would you remarry if i died??
wife: yes you would be dead so i would remarry.
man: would you bring him to my house.
wife: yes you would be dead so it wouldnt matter.
man: (astonished by her answers) would you kiss him on my couch??
wife: yes you would be dead so it wouldnt matter.
man: would you make love to him in my bed??
wife: yes you would be dead so it wouldnt matter.
man: would you let him use my golf clubs??
wife: no his left handed!

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 01:45 PM
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Re: remarrying after his death

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wife: yes you would be dead so it wouldnt matter.
man: would you let him use my golf clubs??
wife: no he's left handed!
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 01:53 PM Thread Starter
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Fixed but funny
thanks, i've never been good in english

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thanks, i've never been good in english
aww its ok thats what my nerdy ass is here for
post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 12:51 AM
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I don't think any woman not afraid to post pics of herself topless on the internet can be too nerdy, and look good doing it.

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I don't think any woman not afraid to post pics of herself topless on the internet can be too nerdy, and look good doing it.
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I don't think any woman not afraid to post pics of herself topless on the internet can be too nerdy, and look good doing it.
okay now i need those pmed or need the link

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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 09:15 PM
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