Two men are driving through Arkansas when they get pulled over by a State
The officer walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver
rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.
"You're in Arkansas Boy" the trooper answers. "When we pull you over, you
better have your license ready when we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the
guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on
the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.
"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.
"Because I know," the trooper says, "that two miles out of jackson county you're
gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that
shit with me'!"