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post #1 of 28 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 02:44 AM Thread Starter
 
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State trooper

Two men are driving through Arkansas when they get pulled over by a State

Trooper.

The officer walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver

rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the

stick.

"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks.

"You're in Arkansas Boy" the trooper answers. "When we pull you over, you

better have your license ready when we get to your car."

"I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean--and gives the

guy his license back.

The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on

the head with the nightstick.

"What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks.

"Just making your wish come true," replies the trooper.

"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks.

"Because I know," the trooper says, "that two miles out of jackson county you're

gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that

shit with me'!"
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post #2 of 28 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 08:40 PM
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very funny....i've heard that ending in different story lines

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post #12 of 28 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 09:47 PM
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lmao, very true
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hahahaha my sides are hurting I was laughing so hard!!!
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post #16 of 28 (permalink) Old 03-23-2004, 08:07 AM
oh shit, he saw a mexican
 
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post #18 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-17-2004, 01:43 PM
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post #19 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-18-2004, 03:16 PM
 
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Soooo true! LMAO
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post #21 of 28 (permalink) Old 04-20-2004, 11:48 AM
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i loved that one lmfao

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LMAO...my teacher is yellin at me cause i cant stop laughin
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post #25 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-23-2004, 03:37 PM
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lmao, thats true i bet all uf would have said that " i wish he would have done that to me"
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post #26 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-23-2004, 11:34 PM
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post #27 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 10:04 AM
 
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post #28 of 28 (permalink) Old 05-25-2004, 12:27 PM
 
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it's supposed to be two air force guys going on a marine corps base. but funny either way
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