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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-15-2004, 11:50 PM Thread Starter
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Jesus and the Prostistute.

Jesus comes upon a crowd, stoning a prostitute to death. He calms the crowd, and makes his usual speech, asking that he/she that has not sinned cast the first stone. A little, frail old lady makes her way slowly through the crowd. She walks over to where the prostitute lays, and reaches down to pick up a large rock, then lets it fall, crushing the prostitutes head. Jesus pulls the old lady aside:

"Really, Mom, you've got to stop!"
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 01:47 AM
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what was bad
but funny

I'm going to burn in hell
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 09:45 AM
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man that was funny

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 09:27 AM
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oh my gosh that was terrible.. hehehe
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 05:48 PM
gotta love hotties
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....fuckin hilarious

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 05:51 PM
I might, im drunk.......
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I'm going to burn in hell

see ya there
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