Jesus and the Prostistute.
Jesus comes upon a crowd, stoning a prostitute to death. He calms the crowd, and makes his usual speech, asking that he/she that has not sinned cast the first stone. A little, frail old lady makes her way slowly through the crowd. She walks over to where the prostitute lays, and reaches down to pick up a large rock, then lets it fall, crushing the prostitutes head. Jesus pulls the old lady aside:
"Really, Mom, you've got to stop!"