The Decent Guy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: staying away from the tall woman with the adams apple.
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another
man hugging a
tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing
inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree
and presses his
ear up against the tree. With this the other guy
slaps a set of
handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car
keys, then strips
him ass naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by,
sees this guy
handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asks,
"What the hell
happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got
there. While he
was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head
walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear
"This just ain't your day."