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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-15-2004, 11:11 PM Thread Starter
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bad day

Walking through the woods a man comes up to another
man hugging a
tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing
this he
inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are
you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree
and presses his
ear up against the tree. With this the other guy
slaps a set of
handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car
keys, then strips
him ass naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by,
sees this guy
handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asks,
"What the hell
happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got
there. While he
was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head
in sympathy,
walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear
and says,
"This just ain't your day."
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 09:30 PM
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Now squeal like a pig for me boy
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post #3 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-17-2004, 08:52 AM
 
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hahahahaha.. uh oh.. he's going to be sore in the morning!!!
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 06:44 PM
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well, for all we know, his day may be getting better. Faggots are everywhere nowadays!

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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-23-2004, 04:25 PM
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LOL HEHEHE THATS JUST WRONG!
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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 08:30 AM
oh shit, he saw a mexican
 
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 09:02 AM
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nooooooooooooooo
damn poor guy

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that must of meeeeen shity

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Does it make me gay if I stick my finger in another mans ass on a daily basis?
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post #10 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 10:01 AM
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hey AT ... whos Billybongthorton???


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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 10:19 AM
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hey AT ... whos Billybongthorton???
You havent seen "Half Baked" its the name of one of ther bong's, like "Wesley Pipes"

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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 01:23 PM
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what a blond


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post #14 of 14 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 03:32 PM
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what a blond
your fuggn gay

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