One morning a woman was in the elevator on the way up to her office. The elevator stopped on the 2nd floor and a really nice dressed and very nice looking young man joined her in the elevator.
To break the uncomfortable silence she speaks, "T.G.I.F".
The young man looks at her with a confused look...finally he said, "S.H.I.T".
The elevator stops and she gets off the elevator in a huff.
At lunch the same exact episode that happened that morning happened again. She began thinking to herself...what the hell is this guys problem.
That evening as everyone was leaving the office...they ended up on the same elevator again. Giving him the benifit of the doubt and mabye he just woke up on the wrong side of the bed...she spoke to him, "I'm sorry to bother you again, but do you know what T.G.I.F means? It means Thank God It's Friday." He turned to her and said, "Not to be rude, but do you know what S.H.I.T. means?" She shook her head no.
"Stupid Hoe It's Thursday!"
She never said TGIF again!