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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-14-2004, 01:19 AM Thread Starter
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Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.

To her surprise, the wolf jumps up and runs away!

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

A little futher down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Jesus Bitch, Will you fuck the hell off! I'm trying to take a shit!".
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-14-2004, 03:50 AM
 
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haha!
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 11:38 AM
 
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lol...

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 02:41 PM
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i guess this is the part you dont read in the book

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 07:25 PM
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OMFG!! Thats hilarious!!!

watching ricers race is like watching the special olympics--it doesnt matter who wins b/c they are all retarded
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