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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-13-2004, 10:54 PM Thread Starter
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The wish

Okay, so there's this bus full of ugly people. I don't know why it was full of ugly people, and only ugly people, but it was; not a single person on the bus had ever had anyone attracted to them.

The driver loses control, and runs headon into an oncoming truck. Everyone dies and goes up to meet their maker.

Well, God feels sorry for them all, and decides to grant them each one wish before they enter paradise.

So they're in a big line in front of the gates, and he asks the first one what their wish is. After thinking a few seconds, she says: "I want to be gorgeous." Now the next person hears this, and starts freaking out. He thinks it's the greatest thing ever, and wishes to be handsome. This continues on, everyone wishing to be beautiful/stud-like/etcetera, until the line is about half gone. Then the guy at the end starts laughing, and God casts an eye at him, but does nothing about it, and lets the same wish continue on. Now, when there's about 10 people left, the guy is going crazy. He's rolling around on the clouds laughing as hard as possible, and God is just wondering what this guy is thinking. He finally gets to the guy, and asks what his wish is. The guy calms down, stands up, and says................

"Make 'em all ugly again."

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-13-2004, 10:59 PM
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why would god be wondering what he was thinking?? isnt he god?? other than that, good joke

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-17-2004, 06:57 PM
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why would god be wondering what he was thinking?? isnt he god??
well no, cause why would he ask for their wish, wouldnt he already know what they would want??
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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 09:17 AM
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-20-2004, 09:29 AM
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that is why it is just a joke.. haha
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