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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-13-2004, 02:13 PM Thread Starter
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Wanna Be A Trucker

A COP PULLS TO THE CURB FOR A BREAK. WHILE SETTING THERE
HE NOTICES A LITTLE BOY SITTING ACROSS THE STREET WITH A CAT IN ONE HAND AND A BAG OF M&M'S INT THE OTHER. HE WATCHES THE BOY FOR A FEW MINUTES AND TAKES NOTICE OF WHAT THE BOY IS DOING. THE BOY TAKES A BITE OF THE CAT EATS
A M&M AND SHUFFLES DOWN THE CURB. AFTER WATCHING THE BOY DO THIS SEVERAL TIMES THE COP APPROACHES THE BOY AND SAYS " SON WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ? ". THE BOY REPLIES " I'M PRACTICING! ". THE COP SAYS " FOR WHAT! "
THE BOY REPLIES " TO BE A TRUCKER ". THE COP SAYS " WHAT DO YOU MEEN ". THE BOY REPLIES " I'M EATING PUSSY, POPPING PILLS AND MOVING DOWN THE ROAD !"

THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY. HEARD IT A WHILE BACK.
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-14-2004, 01:34 AM
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Kinda lame...

What is funny is, I read your post and your post count is zero. Hmmm, that is very strange.
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